A New Week

Moanday - Fill the world with anger

ChewsDay - Eat cake

WhensDay - Dream of the future

ThrowsDay - Chuck out the junk

FryDay -  Eat Fish & Chips

SatterDay - Slob on the couch

SunDay - Enjoy the sun

Badger Rebellion

News is reaching us that a band of guerrilla badgers have caused chaos in the wake of the failed cull in this locality.

White Stripe, a spokesbadger for B.U.T.T.E.R. (Badgers Using Tunnels To Eradicate Roads) told us earlier “We are committed to causing total chaos, we will undermine roads, we will not be moved, we will prevail, and none shall pass"

Nobody from the local community was available for comment, he warned the badgers "If they buggers, damage moi tracter then they be gonna see some akshun frum moi boot"