News is reaching us that a band of guerrilla
badgers have caused chaos in the wake of the failed cull in this locality.
White Stripe, a spokesbadger for
B.U.T.T.E.R. (Badgers Using Tunnels To Eradicate Roads) told us earlier “We are
committed to causing total chaos, we will undermine roads, we will not be
moved, we will prevail, and none shall pass"
Nobody from the local community was
available for comment, he warned the badgers "If they buggers, damage moi
tracter then they be gonna see some akshun frum moi boot"
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