An Extract from "Werewolves and Werewives"

A Conversation overheard in the Howling Woman, Gresley Station

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Put yours next to mine so we can compare …

There see what I mean?

All length.

Look at mine it has girth as well as length.

That's what makes it, that combination of length and girth, pleasing to the eye and beautifully formed, good deep even colour, even ridges and a tip that is both pointed and rounded at the same time, pure perfection.

I have to admit I do admire it.

So, how do you get the extra girth?

Massage, young man, massage

Massage? You're joking.

No, it works, over time with patience and regular application.

Go on then tell me how.

Get yourself some olive oil, rub it on, all over the length then starting slowly from the end, massage the oil into the skin. Grasping it firmly, slowly take your hand up the whole length till you reach the end then reverse and slide your hand back down. Then keep it up for about 20/30 minutes, making sure you keep it well oiled and do it slowly or you will damage it. Squeeze too hard and it’ll go limp and that’s a disaster. Keep it gentle but firm for best results and you get other benefits as it tastes better, goes further and keeps nice and firm for much longer so that’ll keep the wife happy!

So how does it make the girth bigger?

The oil keeps the skin supple and lets it expand rather than putting on any more length.

Ah I see so the earlier you start this massage the better.

Well you need to let it get to a good length first or it will be all girth and short which is just no good at all.

                                       

Ok, so how often do I need to do this

Two or three times a day

2 or 3 times a day !! Don't know if I have the time for that

You have to make the time young’un if you want that magical combination.

So how long does it take?

Not that long a few weeks, couple of months at most, but it always comes with a bit of perseverance

Hmm it's a big commitment

Listen lad what you are trying to achieve is hard work but if you take my advice it won’t be long before you rise in stature amongst us all and you can stand proud before anyone. They will know that you have made the effort into making it the best there is, even if it cannot compare with mine!

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